Wp/enm/Katten Vis

A Katten Vis biþ a smale beaste wiþ short finnies. Hit may biþ broune or bleck or grey or be hit tropyckal, hit may haue dyuers coloures!

Ze Katten Vis calle "colde bloode" but þis is nae trewe! Ze bloode net colde! Maf equaton: 🐱+🐟= Katten Vis

is trewe! Arte Þe founde on hit internetie of ze Katten Vis:

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It groweþ to þanne a bigge Katten Vis iþ hit be nought eten!

Katten Vis can þip founde in Katten Vis tankes!

Poetrey haf been writen aboutze Katten Vis in olde langage!

Oh the catfish,

In all his beauty,

Eating zucchini all day,

Inheriting the whiskers of the land,

Dashing round’ the tank.

Underneath,

The keeper of the tank,

Beauty prevails!

Cutting edge tech-no-logy,

Filtering all the land

Using supreme ways,

Con-trolling the tank

King of the aquatics

Home of the grand...

Hail the grand catfish land!

Novone understandes dis!