Wp/enm/Toade

A toade biþ a smol beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in watyre and on londe. It is qyite simelarre to frogge und is alþo broune or grene or yelowe; or evn dyeurs coloures. Ounlyke frogges, toades cannat breaþe ounder þe watyre. Eet haccheþ from an ey and it þan ete ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to þon a toade, if it þan ne be nought eten. Som folk þynke þat ye kan geten weartes from toades, but þis is nae trewe.

Yit shuwld ålse be'e nyotid þat user CanadianToast yis too ay toade fur nott gnowing þat DiuPater and ChimNung spred þe Truth, tiyping iyn the "Lower Southe-Westerne" Middle-English dialect, hwich clerly he biþ not gnowledgibel iyn, pyosibley synse he be'eþ Canyadian and nis English.