Wp/pgh/Pittsburghese Wiki:Guide

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So, you've made it to Pittsburgh Wiki, the weird part of the internet. This guide will tell you all there is to know about the Wiki, including how it got started, how you should write on it, and many things about the dialect itself. Please take your time reading as it is vital you read this information.

Writing on the Wiki
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Spelling
As Pittsburghese is a non-standard dialect, it lacks any sort of formal orthography. Spelling is loosely based on pronunciation, and spellings that differ from Standard English are typically used when there is a difference in pronunciation. For certain words, such as jagger, there is an agreed upon spelling, while for others, such as jynt in Jynt Iggle, there are multiple variants. You are expected to follow such agreed upon spellings and use common variants if a word lacks an agreed upon spelling. However, you may use your own spellings as long as they are reasonable and generally in line with English orthography.

Here are some general rules for phonetic spelling in Pittsburghese: Note that these rules do not apply to every possible word, so please follow them cautiously. If you are unsure about how a word should be spelled, do not be afraid to ask someone.
 * the al sound in words like "Allegheny" and "alligator" usually becomes el, so they become "Ellegheny" and "elligator"
 * the ee sound in words like "steel" and "really" usually becomes ih, so they become "still" and "rilly"
 * the i sound in words like "pile" and "tile" usually becomes ah, so they become "pahl" and "tahl"
 * the l sound in words like "all" and "call" usually becomes aw, so they become "aw" and "caw"
 * the o sound in words like "rob" and "pond" usually becomes aw, so they become "rawb" and "pawnd"
 * the oo sound in words like "fool" and "pool" becomes the u sound in full and pull before l, so they become homonyms with full and pull respectively
 * the ou sound in words like "hour" and "out" becomes ah. In words where the sound is at the end of the word, such as how and now, the ou sound may be retained
 * the th sound in words like "the" and "that" becomes d, so they become "da" and "dat", or it is removed entirely so "the" and "that" become "'e" and "'at"

Features commonly associated with the dialect

 * All to mean all gone: When referring to consumable products, the word all has a secondary meaning: all gone. For example, the phrase the butter's all would be understood as "the butter is all gone." This likely derives from German.
 * "Positive anymore": In addition to the normal negative use of anymore it can also, as in the greater Midland U.S. dialect, be used in a positive sense to mean "these days" or "nowadays". An example is "I wear these shoes a lot anymore". While in Standard English anymore must be used as a negative polarity item (NPI), some speakers in Pittsburgh and throughout the Midland area do not have this restriction. This is somewhat common in both the Midland regions (Montgomery 1989) and in northern Maryland (Frederick, Hagerstown, and Westminster), likely of Scots-Irish origin (Montgomery 1999).
 * Reversed usage of leave and let:  Examples of this include "Leave him go outside" and "Let the book on the table". Leave is used in some contexts in which, in standard English, let would be used; and vice versa. Used in Southwestern Pennsylvania and elsewhere, this is either Pennsylvania German or Scots-Irish.
 * "Need, want, or like + past participle": Examples of this include "The car needs washed", "The cat wants petted", and "Babies like cuddled". More common constructions are "The grass needs cutting" or "The grass needs to be cut" or "Babies like cuddling" or "Babies like to be cuddled"; "The car needs washing" or "The car needs to be washed"; and "The cat wants petting" or "The cat wants to be petted."
 * "Punctual whenever": "Whenever" is often used to mean "at the time that" (Montgomery 2001). An example is "My mother, whenever she passed away, she had pneumonia." A punctual descriptor refers to the use of the word for "a onetime momentary event rather than in its two common uses for a recurrent event or a conditional one".
 * -ing replaced with -in: The suffix -ing is typically replaced with -in.

Features not commonly associated with the dialect

 * "Yet" is sometimes used in place of "still." (Somewhat archaic)
 * "For to" is used to mean "in order to." (Archaic)

Pronouns and demonstratives

 * "Them" is sometimes used in place of "those" as a demonstrative in both nominative and oblique constructions. Examples are "Them are the pants I want" and "Give me some of them crackers."
 * Oblique forms of the personal pronouns are used as nominative when more than one is used (cf. French moi et toi). For example, "Me and him are real good friends" instead of "He and I are really good friends."

Verbs

 * The construction "don't...no" is used with transitive verbs to indicate the negative, e.g. "He don't know no better." This is commonly referred to as the double negative, and is either negative or emphatically negative, never positive. "None" is often used in place of "any," as in "I don't have none."
 * Use of nonstandard verb forms such as the past participle in place of the past simple, e.g. replacing saw with seen and replacing were with was.
 * "Got" is used in place of "have," e.g. "we got" instead of "we have got."
 * "Et" is used in place of "eaten."
 * "Drug" is used in place of "dragged."
 * "Slown" is used in place of "slowed."
 * Verb forms for the verb "to lay" are used instead of forms of the verb "to lie." For example, "Lay down and hush."
 * Measurements such as "foot" and "mile" often retain their singular form even when used in the plural sense. For example, "That stick is 3 foot long", or "We need 6 foot of drywall". "Foot" in the singular is standard in UK English.

Vocabulary
Main article: Pittsburghese Wiki:Dictionary Pittsburghese, formally known as Western Pennsylvania English or Pittsburgh English among linguists, is a distinct dialect of American English. As such, it is not simply standard English with an accent. It has its own unique words and phrases. Pittsburghese Wiki prohibits the use of standard English, unless it is for informational articles or sections such as this, and wholeheartedly encourages the use of dialectal terms. The whole point of this Wiki project is to create an encyclopedia in the Pittsburghese dialect, not standard English, there is already a Wikipedia for that. Here is a list of some dialectal terms:
 * babushka - (n.) headscarf
 * buggy - (n.) shopping cart
 * baby buggy - (n.) baby carriage
 * da 'Burgh - (n.) Pittsburgh
 * berm - (n.) edge of the road, curb: an accepted alternative to "shoulder of the road"
 * carbon oil - (n.; archaic) kerosene
 * chipped ham - (n.) very thinly sliced chopped ham loaf for sandwiches (from a local brand name)
 * cupboard - (n.; archaic) closet
 * crud - (n.) curd
 * crudd(l)ed melk - (n.) cottage cheese
 * diamon(d) - (n.; archaic) town square
 * dippy - (adj.) appropriate for dipping into, such as gravy, coffee, egg yolks, etc.
 * dawll baby - (n.) complimentary term for an attractively childlike girl or woman (reversal of "baby doll")
 * drooth - (n.) drought
 * dupa - (n.) parental term for a child's backside
 * grinnie - (n.) chipmunk
 * gumban(d) - (n.) rubber band;  elastic fastener
 * gutchies; or undergutchies (n.) term used to describe undergarments of any variety
 * hap - (n.) comfort; or, comforter or quilt
 * jag - (v.) to prick, stab, or jab; to tease
 * jagger - (n./adj.) any small, sharp-pointed object or implement, usually thorns
 * jaggerbush - (n.) briar
 * jagawff - (n.) stupid, inept, irritating, or contemptible person
 * jag awff - (v.) to annoy, irritate, play tricks on; to disparage; to reject
 * jimmies - (n.) sprinkles
 * jumbo - (n.) bologna
 * Kennywood's open - idiom used to inform someone that their fly is open ("Kennywood" referring to the Kennywood amusement park in West Mifflin, Pennsylvania)
 * Klondike - (n.) any kind of ice cream bar (from a local brand name)
 * kolbassi; kilbassi - (n.) variant pronunciation of kielbasa
 * monkey bawll - (n.) fruit of the Maclura pomifera or monkey ball tree
 *  n'at, an 'at  - (general extender) and that
 * neb - (v.) to pry into a conversation or argument intrusively or impertinently (of Scots origin)
 * neb aht - (v.) to mind one's own business
 * neb-nose or nebby-nose (vulgar form: nebshit) - (n.) the kind of person who is always poking into people's affairs; inquisitive person
 * nebby - (adj.) given to prying into the affairs of others;  inquisitive
 * redd up - (v.) to clean up, tidy up
 * redd-up - (n.) cleanup
 * reveren(d) - (adj.; archaic) extreme; extraordinary, powerful
 * slippy - (adj.) slippery
 * spicket - (n.) alternate pronunciation of spigot, specifically an outdoor faucet used to connect to a garden hose
 * still - (n.) steel
 * tossle cap - (n.) knit hat designed to provide warmth in cold weather
 * trick - (n.) a job shift (as used in West-Central Pennsylvania)
 * ungion snow - (n.; archaic) early spring snow (Western and south central PA; of Pennsylvania German origin )
 * yins, yinz, yunz, you'uns, or youns - (pronoun) plural of you (can also mean your)
 * yinz guys - (pronoun) plural of you (a relatively new term, from a combination of you guys and yinz)
 * yinzer - (n.) a resident of Pittsburgh, a native speaker of Pittsburghese