Wp/nth/Wearside dialect

Thi Wearside Dialect, mair offins knaan as Mackem i Sunnerlan, is thi soothrenmyest dialeck o thi Northumbrian lenguiche. Hit is spocken i thi City o Sunnerlan i Tyne an Wear an i surroondin pairts o Coonty Durham an aał.

Thi dialect o minin toons i Durham an Wearside is offins caad "Pitmatic", aałtho Durham-Wearside Pitmatic is mair sib wi Mackem an differs frae thi Dialect o Soothren Northummerlan ken'd bi thi syem nyem.

= Exemple texts=


 * A teird thi fitter thi keels wad be aal reet; but like aal clivvor feuls, he knaas far better nor onybody else. Sendin a man up ti steith iv a day like this, wiv a chance ti parish like a thowl afore he gets hyem agyen; an aal for nowt, or else A wadn't care! Eff he had what he disarves, he wad spend his Christmas i thi kitty, or else i thi pun-faad.


 * “Noo, petals,” sed aad Mrs Rabbit yan morn, “ye may gan ti thi fields or alang thi lonnin, but ye'r nivvor ti gan stravagin in thi Hind's garth: thee fethor got his lames thor aareet, for thi Hind's wifie keuked him in a pot pie. See haway wi ye, an dinnit get wrang. A'm off on me errands, me.”

Laird's prayer
Oor fatthor in hivvin, Holy is yor nyem. Yor kingdom cum, Yor will be deun on orth, Thi syem as in hivvin. Giv us Yor breed thi day, An forgive us oor sins, As wu forgive thi wrangs Ithers dee agyen us. Dinnit let us be tempted, An free us frae evil.

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