Wp/nth/Northumbrian dialect

Northumbrian is a language frae the North East o Ingland. Folks talks it i Northummerland, Tyne an Wear an north Durham. Thor's five dialects o Northumbrian:
 * Tyneside or Geordie
 * Northren
 * Westren
 * Soothren
 * Wearside

History
Historians for languages ken fower dialects o Awd Inglish: Northumbrian, Mercia, Kent, an West Saxon. Awd Northumbrian (Awd Inglish: Norðanhymbrisċ) wes spocken i the Kingdom o Northumbrie (frae the Humber on the east coast o Northren England te the Firth o Forth i the Scots Lawlans). The Viking invasion ov England dyel'd Northumbria inte twe states: the Dyenish Kingdom o York an the English Yarldom o Bamburgh. The dialect sooth o the Tees wes mair influenced bi Dyenish an developed inte the Northumbrian dialect o the north-eastern pairt o Yorkshire. North o the Rivor Tweed, the northrenmyest Northumbrian dialect wes sindered frev aa other Inglish varieties an developed separately inte the Scots language. The day, the modren Scots, Northumbrian, Cumbrian, an north-east Yorkshire tungs aa comes frev awd Northumbrian.

Writin i the 19th century, Inglish phonetian Alexender John Ellis ken'd Northumbrian as a transitional dialect atween Scots an other Nortrhen English varieties, sic as Cumbrian. Iv Ellis' wark Northumbrian is knawn bi the nyem "North Northren". Yen featur o Northumbrian at differs frae the tungs te the sooth an west on't is the lack o the reduced definite airticle at is fund i the Cumbrian an Yorkshire tungs. Another kenspeckle featur is the Northumbrian burr, the traditional articulation o /r/ as [ʁ(ʷ)], but nooadays this featur is just fund amang awder foaks frae rural Northumberland.

Northumbrian the day
Northumbrian is aiblins the myest kenspeckle regional tung iv Inglan the day. The Tyneside or Geordie dialect is the myest weel-ken'd form o Northumbrian. Acause o this the foak, dialects an accents o nearby Wearside (ken'd bi the nyem 'Mackem') an Teesside (knawn as 'Smoggie') an other pairts o the North East is offens mistyen for Geordies bi folks that is nut frae sic airts.

The Northumbrian tung is ken'd as a separate Anglic language variety te Modren Standard English bi the Northumbrian Language Society acause the tung wes kythed lang afore Standard Inglish. The society kens fower dialects o Northumbrian: Geordie (Tyneside), Pitmatic or Soothren, Northren (frae the North o the River Coquet, throu Alnwick an up te Berrick); an westren (frae Allendale throu Hexham an up te Kielder). Thor's a canny argie for includin the dialects o Sunderland an Durham an aa. Alexander John Ellis an the Northumbrian Words Project byeth recognised the dialects o the lawer Wear as Northumbrian dialects. The Lawer Wear dialects disna hae the Northumbrian burr but they are oweraa siccan like tiv other Northumbrian dialects.