Wp/nth/Tyneside dialect

Thi Tyneside dialeck, offins ken'd as Geordie, is the myest kenspeckle dialeck o Northumbrian. Acas on its greet fyem, muckle nummer o taakers an use i 19t eerhundred literatur, thi Tyneside dialeck sarras as thi de facto standard o thi Northumbrian lenguiche. =Exemples=
 * Afore thi Battle o Wattorloo he sent for me. "Ned," he ses, "tyek yor twenty-fower cheps," he says, "an gan up an shift them Frenchmen off thi top o yon hill" "Aalreet," ses A, "but it winnit tyek aall thi twenty-fower," A ses.

Laird's Prayer
Wor fatthor in hivvin, Holy is yor nyem. Yor kingdom cum, Yor will be deun on orth, Thi syem as in hivvin. Giv wu Yor breed thi day, An forgive wu wor sins, As wu forgive thi wrangs Ithers dee agyen wu. Divvent let wu be tempted, An free wu frae evil.