Wp/nth/Northumbrian dialect

Northumbrian is a lenguiche frae thi north east o Northumbrie. Foaks taaks it i Northummerlan, Tyne an Wear an Durham. Thor's five dialecks o Northumbrian:
 * Tyneside or Geordie
 * Northren
 * Westren
 * Soothren or Pitmatic
 * Wearside

History
Historians for lenguiches ken fower dialecks o Aad Inglish: Northumbrian, Mercia, Kent, an West Saxon. Aad Northumbrian (Aad Inglish: Norðanhymbrisċ) wis spocken i thi Kingdom o Northumbrie (frae thi Humber on thi east coast o Northren Inglan ti thi Firth o Forth i thi Scots Laalans). Thi modren Scots, Northumbrian, Cumbrian, an North Yorkshire tungs aa cam frev it.

Writin i thi 19th century, Inglish phonetian Alexender John Ellis recognised Northumbrian as separate frae byeth Scots an ither Northren Inglish lenguiche varieties sic as Cumbrian. Iv Ellis' wark Northumbrian is knaan bi thi nyem "North Northren". Yen main featur that dyels Northumbrian frae thi tungs ti thi sooth an west is thi lack o thi reduced definite airticle that is funden i thi Cumbrian an Yorkshire tungs. Anither kenspeckle featur is thi Northumbrian burr, thi traditional pronunciation of /r/ as [ʁ(ʷ)], but nooadays this featur is funden aanly amang aader residents o rural Northummerlan.

Northumbrian thi day
Northumbrian is aiblins thi myest kenspeckle regional tung iv Inglan thi day. Thi Tyneside or Geordie dialeck is the myest weel-ken'd form o Northumbrian. Acaas o this thi foak, dialecks an accents o nearby Wearside (ken'd bi thi nyem 'Mackem') an Teesside (knaan as 'Smoggie') an ither pairts o thi North East is offins mistyen for Geordie bi foaks whee's nut frae sic airts.

Thi Northumbrian tung is ken'd as a separate Anglic lenguiche variety ti Modren Standard Inglish bi thi Society for thi Northumbrian Lenguiche acaas thi tung wis kythed lang afore Standard Inglish. Thi society kens fower main dialecks o Northumbrian: Geordie (Tyneside), Pitmatic or Soothren, Northren (frae the North o the River Coquet, throu Alnwick an up ti Berrick); an westren (frae Allendale throu Hexham an up ti Kielder). Thor's a muckle argie for includin thi dialecks o Sunnerlan an Durham an aa. Alexander John Ellis an thi Northumbrian Wards Projeck byeth recognises thi dialecks o thi laaer Wear as Northumbrian dialecks. Aatho thor dialecks hes sum o thor aan unique wards an features, they er oweraa siccanlike tiv ither Northumbrian dialecks.