Wp/nth/Northumbrian dialect

Northumbrian is a language frae the North East o Ingland. Foaks taaks it i Northummerlan, Tyne an Wear an northren Durham. Thor's five dialects o Northumbrian:
 * Tyneside or Geordie
 * Northren
 * Westren
 * Soothren
 * Wearside

History
Historians for languages ken fower dialects o Aad Inglish: Northumbrian, Mercia, Kent, an West Saxon. Aad Northumbrian (Aad Inglish: Norðanhymbrisċ) wis spocken i the Kingdom o Northumbrie (frae the Humber on the east coast o Northren Inglan ti the Firth o Forth i the Scots Laalans). The Viking invasion ov Inglan dyelt Northumbrian inti twee, wi the dialect sooth o the Tees hevin mair Danish influence an developin inti the dialects o the North an East Ridins o Yorkshire. North o the Rivor Tweed, the Northumbrian language wis sindered frev aa ither Inglish varieties an developed separately inti the Scots language. The day, the modren Scots, Northumbrian, Cumbrian, an North Yorkshire tungs aa cums frev aad Northumbrian.

Writin i the 19th century, Inglish phonetian Alexender John Ellis ken'd Northumbrian as a transitional dialect atween Scots an ither Northren Inglish varieties, sic as Cumbrian. Iv Ellis' wark Northumbrian is knaan bi the nyem "North Northren". Yen featur o Northumbrian at differs frae the tungs ti the sooth an west ont is the lack o the reduced definite airticle at's fund the Cumbrian an Yorkshire tungs. Anither kenspeckle featur is the Northumbrian burr, the traditional articulation o /r/ as [ʁ(ʷ)], but nooadays this featur is just fund amang aader foaks frae rural Northumberlan.

Northumbrian the day
Northumbrian is aiblins the myest kenspeckle regional tung iv Inglan the day. The Tyneside or Geordie dialect is the myest weel-ken'd form o Northumbrian. Acause o this the foak, dialects an accents o nearby Wearside (ken'd bi the nyem 'Mackem') an Teesside (knaan as 'Smoggie') an ither pairts o the North East is offins mistyen for Geordies bi foaks whee's nut frae sic airts.

The Northumbrian tung is ken'd as a separate Anglic language variety ti Modren Standard Inglish bi the Northumbrian Language Society acause the tung wis kythed lang afore Standard Inglish. The society kens fower dialects o Northumbrian: Geordie (Tyneside), Pitmatic or Soothren, Northren (frae the North o the River Coquet, throu Alnwick an up ti Berrick); an westren (frae Allendale throu Hexham an up ti Kielder). Thor's a canny argie for includin the dialects o Sunderlan an Durham an aa. Alexander John Ellis an the Northumbrian Wards Project byeth recognises the dialects o the laaer Wear as Northumbrian dialects. Aatho Sunderlan an Durham dialects disna hae the Northumbrian burr, they are oweraa siccan like tiv ither Northumbrian dialects.